Five ways to lose five pounds in five minutes

Crystal Hohenthaner

Crystal Hohenthaner

Losing five pounds in five minutes sounds too good to be true because it is. There are, however, a few ways to look like you’ve lost five pounds and some of them only take five seconds!

* One: Stand up straight. This means shoulders back boys and girls! Slouching makes you look thick.

* Two: Lock away the love handles. With the new fashions of low-rise pants and shorter tops many ladies and gents let their chubbier parts hang out. Bad move. Cover that chub.

* Three: Pull up your pants. No one looks thin with the rear of their jeans hanging low. It makes your rump look huge and misshapen.

* Five: Boost your bust. Ladies, I’ll tell you what Victoria’s secret is-good brassires can do body magic. They make you look magically thin. So spend the moolah on your boobahs.

Also, hide your back fat and defeat the uni-boob effect by avoiding sports bras unless you’re at the gym.