To: Roxy Hammond

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I was reading Seventeen the other day (yes I do that, I’m not the world’s lamest dude or anything) and it had a list of a bunch of things women should know about men. Number 1 was my favorite. It reads something like “He loves you more than his Xbox. Mock his interests and he’ll soon stop wasting time on a snob like you.”