Jesse Christen

When I was a young man fresh out of high school, I decided to try a career as a college student.

I didn’t really know what I wanted to do, but I figured I should learn something.

Well, I didn’t learn too much, other than college is a good place to throw money away.

I quit going to class and got a 0.0 (no kidding!) GPA for my one semester spent at school.

I thought I had better things to do.

Now, as a non-traditional student I see the folly of my mistake.