Jason Jorgenson

This is how I imagine this game coming to be:

The door to a secret underground bunker swings up.

A very well decorated army general – looking a lot like Dr. Evil–enters the room and approaches a large round table surrounded by his underlings.

“So gentlemen!” exclaims the general. “It seems that our recruiting is at an all-time high,” he says as he slaps a large pointing-stick against a line chart.

“As it would seem, we have acquired troops from all sects of American society.