Ariy-El Boynton

When you think of futbol greats, such as Pele, Ronaldo, David Beckham, Luis Figo and Michael Owen, one cannot argue that they are extremely talented at the most popular sport in the world.

There is only one problem, and I think the Colbert Report would back me up on this: there are a lack of Americans on the list of the greatest players ever.

Americans are not great at futbol because Americans are honest, hardworking and full of virtue. While the players who kick the round ball fake injuries, play very dirty and cry like babies to the ref.

What’s up with the fans?